Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Date Jesus
This website came to life in May 2000. I am the sole creator of everything you see on the site and believe I have created the most extravagant personal ad in the history of civilization.
I created this site because I realized that the woman I wish to spend my life with is a rare type that is not likely to be found without great effort. I'm looking for a special woman who has traditional tastes and values. She knows her connection to the past and would rather have an authentic life instead of one guided by the pursuit of modern trends. She enjoys what is real and fulfilling in life, preferring honest moments over the predictable expectations of oversocialization. She has maintained both her personal playfulness and dignity in public, never sacrificing her spirit for the demands of others. She stands strong with her gaze towards a positive future despite finding everything around her tending towards normativity where the lowest and crassest values crowd out everything worthwhile. The special woman has shielded herself from the damage of modern society and desires something better.
Some people are quick to express their fatalism and tell me that I'll never find such a woman, so I should just give up on the idea of meeting someone good. But I laugh at their rejection of possibility because I have met the woman of my dreams before and we fell deeply in love, though ultimately she was saddled with obligation and wasn't ready for what I offered so we had to go our separate ways. Regardless, the experience was a good one and left me convinced that nature has created many women who are perfect for me in different ways. I continue to search for my next perfect woman and dream of the love we will share.
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