Tuesday, April 18, 2006
No mayo
This page is dedicated to condiments. All condiments. Except one. Perhaps you can guess which one has been intentionally omitted. Note: some have been omitted unintentionally, while others are yet to come. But there's one that will never be seen at this site.
Anyway, perhaps you're making a sandwich, or a hot dog, or something to dare your little brother to drink. For whatever reason, you've found this site that will hopefully give you some tips.
Remember, only you can prevent forest fires. Er, I mean, remember, only the best condiments should go on your food. Also, anyone who thinks it's funny to mix up "condiment" and "condominium" is not funny, and you should not be friends with him. Sorry.
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