Friday, July 27, 2007
0 commentsThe 25 worst movie remakes
Remaking classic movies is all the rage in Hollywood these days. Sometimes it works ('The Italian Job'), sometimes it seems like a good idea (Tim Burton reimagining 'Planet of the Apes'!) but proves a debacle, and sometimes it's just an awful idea from jump (redoing 'Psycho' was an act of pure hubris). We count down 25 remakes we wish hadn't been made.
Cat predicts death
The footsteps down the corridor of the Steere House Nursing And Rehabilitation Centre are light but purposeful as Oscar makes his way towards the end of the hallway and stops outside room 310.
The door is pulled firmly shut and, untroubled, he sits down outside it, and waits some 25 minutes until a nurse's aide appears, her arms full of dirty linen.
"Ah, Oscar," she smiles, and with a nod, almost as if she were expecting him, allows him to pass into the room where a frail elderly lady, her body ravaged by cancer, is sleeping fitfully. Oscar sniffs ostentatiously around, resists the blandishments of the relatives gathered round the bedside, struts out and continues on his round. For the lady in room 310, the time has not yet come.
