Wednesday, October 07, 2009

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The Ten Steps

Thursday, October 01, 2009

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Red guy, blue guy, guns and money

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Super Hardcore Mario Bros 2!!!!!!

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Pay to cry

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Watch people buy shoes in real-time

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AOTS: Twilight parody

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Whoopi: "It wasn't rape-rape"

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GM to shut down Saturn



General Motors Co. said Wednesday it would shut down its Saturn division after an agreement to sell it to Penske Automotive Group Inc. fell apart.

The Bloomfield, Mich. dealership headed by auto racing magnate Roger Penske walked away after it was unable to find a manufacturer to supply vehicles to it after a contract with GM runs out in 2011.

A tentative deal for Saturn was announced on June 5. Penske was to get Saturn's 371 dealers and promised to retain the 13,000 Saturn employees. The proposed price was never disclosed.

This marks an ignominious end for the brand that was supposed to revolutionize the way small cars were built and sold in America. GM Chairman Roger Smith first unveiled Saturn in November 1983, but the project was slow to develop and the brand did not officially launch until 1990. GM put more effort into making higher-profit SUVs and Saturn languished, never making money.

Sales did spring up in 2006 and 2007 when gas prices rose, but then plunged along with other segments of the market last year. GM put the unit on the block this year as it battled the financial crisis that caused it to eventually file Chapter 11.

GM CEO Fritz Henderson said in statement that Saturn and its dealership network will be phased out.

"This is very disappointing news and comes after months of hard work by hundreds of dedicated employees and Saturn retailers who tried to make the new Saturn a reality," Henderson said in a written statement. Penske's announcement "explained that their decision was not based on interactions with GM or Saturn retailers."

Shares of Penske fell $1.92 or 10 percent to $17.26 in after hours trading. They rose $1.32, or 7.4 percent to $19.18 in regular trading Wednesday.

Penske said it negotiated with another manufacturer to make Saturn cars, but that company's board of directors rejected the agreement. Penske spokesman Anthony Pordon would not identify the other manufacturer.

GM had agreed to keep building the Saturn Aura, Outlook and Vue models through 2011. After that Saturn would have to come up with its own products.

Without another supplier in place before the deal was signed, Penske couldn't run the risk of taking on Saturn, Pordon said. It takes several years to design new vehicles or engineer foreign vehicles to meet U.S. standards. Penske would risk having no products to sell once the GM contract expired.

"There's a pretty long lead time," Pordon said. "You've got to try to time this so as the supply of one ends and the other one comes on board."

Pordon said there is little if any chance that the talks could be reopened.

GM said Saturn vehicle owners can still go to their Saturn dealer for service and would be able to go to a certified GM dealer for service once Saturn dealerships are closed.

It had been expected that GM would announce the completion of Saturn's sale to Penske in the coming days.

The news left many of the 371 Saturn dealers across the country stunned and fearful of being left with nothing to sell.

"I find this hard to believe," said Carl Galeana, owner of two Saturn dealerships in suburban Detroit. "Everyone's been saying we're right at the goal line."

Galeana said he's heard nothing yet from GM or Saturn, but if the plan is to phase out the brand and cut the products, he'll have to come up with another options.

"I assumed if you're at the goal line, those things would have been figured out," he said Wednesday. "We're going to try to put some plan Bs in place at this point."

Galeana said he's concerned for his employees and still hopes the deal can be resurrected.

"It's tough out there, but we'll keep fighting. That's all we can do."

Saturn featured the iconic tag-line "a different kind of car company." GM's hope was that Saturn would attract younger buyers with smaller, hipper cars to better compete with Japanese imports. It built a new plant in Spring Hill, Tenn., devoted to Saturn production.

Despite a cult-like following that drew thousands to annual reunions in Spring Hill, the brand never made money for GM. The factory stopped making Saturns in 2007 and currently builds only the Chevrolet Traverse crossover. Today, Saturn production is scattered at plants across North America.

In the late 1990s, Saturn took a back seat as GM focused more on high-profit pickup trucks and SUVs. Then in 2006, car buyers began to find Saturn's new models more appealing. But after a good year in 2007, sales dropped 22 percent last year as the U.S. car market withered.

GM has been trying to sell Saturn since earlier this year as part of its turnaround plan.

(source)

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

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BBC Special Report: Hipsters

Thursday, September 03, 2009

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How to steal 23 MacBook Pros, 14 iPhones, and 9 iPods in 31 seconds

Tuesday, September 01, 2009

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16-year-old lottery winner, 6 years later



A woman who won over £1.9 million ($3.67 million) as a teenager says she never should have been allowed to spend her fortune at such a young age.

Callie Rogers, 22, won the lottery when she was 16 years old and proceeded to go on a "never-ending spending spree", News Of The World reports.

The second-youngest British person to win lotto spent the money on booze, two boob jobs and almost $500,000 of cocaine.
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Two people try to ride fire out in hot tub



A Los Angeles County Sheriff's official says two people tried to ride out the firestorm in Big Tujunga Canyon in a backyard hot tub and were critically burned.

Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore said Sunday that the pair "completely underestimated the fire" and the hot tub provided "no protection whatsoever."

The two individuals made their way to firefighters Saturday and were airlifted out by a sheriff's rescue helicopter.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

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There's an app for that

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How to really win $1,000,000 and go out in style

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

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Smug

Monday, August 24, 2009

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CATcerto

Friday, August 21, 2009

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Mom cut off son's genitals



A Houston-area mother convicted of mutilating her infant by cutting off his genitals two years ago was sentenced Monday to 99 years in prison.

But minutes after the jury's sentence was read, Katherine Nadal, 28, yelled out that she did not hurt her son, prompting the boy's father to storm out of the courtroom.

Jurors deliberated for two hours Monday night before returning the sentence, which also included a $10,000 fine. The same jury had convicted her last week of first-degree felony injury to a child.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

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Hat FAIL

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Kevin Smith talks about Twilight


Here's the clip he was talking about:

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

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Ummm... cat massage...

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It gets worse...



As if funerals aren't sad and emotional enough, what happened today in South Philadelphia was a nightmare for the family and friends of Mr. Roberts.

The funeral was to be held at Tindley Temple United Methodist Church on South Broad Street this morning, but the body that was brought there was not that of Kenneth Monroe Roberts, a South Philadelphia resident and army veteran.

"They kept trying to tell us that it was him and I knew it wasn't him," the wife of Kenneth Roberts, Janin Holsey, said.

Monday, August 17, 2009

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How long does Bill Murray spend in Groundhog Day?



It seems like almost every day someone approaches me and asks, “How long did Bill Murray spend trapped in the film Groundhog Day?” And I always say, “Hmmm, that's not the most timely of questions, but I'll do my best to answer it.”

Actually, Groundhog Day was on TBS yet again and a wave of Geek OCD hit me. I was compelled to count the days and find just how many days Phil Connors spent in Punxsutawney. According to Harold Ramis, on the Groundhog Day DVD commentary, Bill Murray spent 10 years trapped in his own little corner of hell... Punxsutawney (I kid Tawney, I'm sure you're lovely). But this seems like an arbitrary number. We can do better than that.

There are, at least, 36 separate days shown in the movie including his multiple death scenes. There could be more, but it's hard to verify if some moments are simply later in the same day or an entirely different day. Additionally, in the scene where Bill Murray revealed he's a god, he stated, “I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned.” Of those the movie only showed electrocution, so that brings it to a base line of 42 accountable days. However, there were many days not shown. We know from the scene when Billy Murray and Andy MacDowell are throwing playing cards into a top hat that it would take, “Six months. Four to five hours a day, and you'd be an expert.” So, we have a bare minimum of six months.
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Women cry for 16 months of their lives



Researchers found that between birth and the age of 78 a woman will cry for more than 12,000 hours, for reasons including hunger as a baby to falling out with a partner when older.

During their first year they will shed tears for three hours a day when they need changing, feeding or entertaining.

When they grow older, teenage girls cry for approximately 2 hours and 13 minutes a week and by their mid 20s they will cry for as much as 2.24 hours a week after falling out with their partner, watching a soppy film or losing a loved one.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

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The ballad of G.I. Joe

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Sudo make me ramen

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Why I hate Mac users

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

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Remembering John Hughes

Thursday, August 06, 2009

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The top 10 worst toilet manners



Didn't your mummy teach you some toilet manners? The other day I went to the girl's toilets at my university and was shocked by the lack of simple toilet manners. I go to university, where people are aged 18 years and older. Surely by this age, people should know some simple toilet manners.

Some simple courtesy for the next person who has to use the toilet... and for the cleaner's who have to clean up your mess. Complied below are what I consider the Top 10 worst toilet manners... with pictures included. Don't worry... nothing too graphic. I drew simple black and white outlines so as not to freak anyone out... but if you are easily grossed out click the little 'x' in the corner of your browser now!
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Just in case you forgot



More than 1,100 people worldwide have died from swine flu since it emerged in Mexico and the U.S. in April, according to the latest figures from the World Health Organization.

As of July 31, the total number of victims killed by the H1N1 virus, also known as swine flu, stood at 1,154 -- an increase of 338 since WHO's previous update on July 27.

The virus has spread around the world with unprecedented speed, spreading as widely in six weeks as common influenza viruses spread in the six months, according to WHO.
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Don't ruin it for the Rock

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The best top ten

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Omelette du fromage

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Chinese guy searches for a girlfriend

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

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Tar on toast

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

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Paris Hilton: secretly a genius?


Thursday, July 30, 2009

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It's time to get laid

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MANGAAAAAAAAAAA.....

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

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A Japanese love story



Nisan didn’t mean to fall in love with Nemutan. Their first encounter — at a comic-book convention that Nisan’s gaming friends dragged him to in Tokyo — was serendipitous. Nisan was wandering aimlessly around the crowded exhibition hall when he suddenly found himself staring into Nemutan’s bright blue eyes. In the beginning, they were just friends. Then, when Nisan got his driver’s license a few months later, he invited Nemutan for a ride around town in his beat-up Toyota. They went to a beach, not far from the home he shares with his parents in a suburb of Tokyo. It was the first of many road trips they would take together. As they got to know each other, they traveled hundreds of miles west — to Kyoto, Osaka and Nara, sleeping in his car or crashing on friends’ couches to save money. They took touristy pictures under cherry trees, frolicked like children on merry-go-rounds and slurped noodles on street corners. Now, after three years together, they are virtually inseparable. “I’ve experienced so many amazing things because of her,” Nisan told me, rubbing Nemutan’s leg warmly. “She has really changed my life.”

Monday, July 27, 2009

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Giant Mousetrap

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How Catholics avoid answering a question

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

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Pig cheese? Pig wool?

Monday, July 20, 2009

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Darth MC Hammer

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Black Eyed Peas have officially written the worst song ever


Thursday, July 16, 2009

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Girl arrested for swearing on 911 call

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Michael Jackson piano medley

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Schrödinger's Cat


Try the HQ button if it doesn't go.
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It's official... we're screwed



Maryland company under contract to the Pentagon is working on a steam-powered robot that would fuel itself by gobbling up whatever organic material it can find — grass, wood, old furniture, even dead bodies.

Robotic Technology Inc.'s Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot — that's right, "EATR" — "can find, ingest, and extract energy from biomass in the environment (and other organically-based energy sources), as well as use conventional and alternative fuels (such as gasoline, heavy fuel, kerosene, diesel, propane, coal, cooking oil, and solar) when suitable," reads the company's Web site.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

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Helen Keller simulator


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Rocky III flash drives are questionably awesome



It looks like a Flash Drive, but it's actually Rocky Balboa, Apollo Creed and Mr. T doing sit-ups! It's the ultimate joke as a great gift for Your friends.
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Dayman

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Asians doing Christopher Walken impressions


Try clicking the HQ button if it doesn't work.
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Maing cocaine

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Cat do control humans



If you've ever wondered who's in control, you or your cat, a new study points to the obvious. It's your cat.

Household cats exercise this control with a certain type of urgent-sounding, high-pitched meow, according to the findings.

This meow is actually a purr mixed with a high-pitched cry. While people usually think of cat purring as a sign of happiness, some cats make this purr-cry sound when they want to be fed. The study showed that humans find these mixed calls annoying and difficult to ignore.
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No blueberries for old women



It was a lousy blueberry season in 2007, said Siv Wiik, 70, one of a pair of Swedish grandmothers now credited with discovering what experts say may be one of the richest gold deposits in Europe. “That year it was too cold in the spring, so there were few berries,” she said.

Berry picking is a serious business to Mrs. Wiik (pronounced VEEK), who was born in this village of 171, and her friend, Harriet Svensson, 69. For 40 years the two, widows with children and grandchildren, have explored every patch of field and forest clearing in the region, hunting for mushrooms and wild berries — blueberries, raspberries, blackberries, cloudberries.

But the women are also amateur geologists. They never leave home for a stroll in forests or fields without their geologists’ hammers, with their 30-inch handles, and their magnifying eyepieces, dangling from ribbons around their necks.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

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Fun with webcams

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The 9 least urgent 9-1-1 emergency calls



You think the guy calling 9-1-1 the other day because McDonald’s didn’t give him the correct amount of change was bad? As this group of videos can attest, people using 9-1-1 for non-emergencies has been a staple of local news and internet hilarity since the beginning of time (yes, literally).

Here are our favorite 9 examples of hilarious 9-1-1 pseudo-emergencies. (Why 9? To honor 9-1-1, of course. Also we’re lazy)
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Too many WTF's to count



Thomas Montgomery, 48, (pictured left) posed online as an 18-year-old Marine named "Tommy" who held a black belt in karate, had bullet scars on his left shoulder and right leg, thick red hair, and impressive physical dimensions.
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If you were President



I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do? '

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

Her parents beamed.

'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that.. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and rake my yard, and I'll pay you $50.

Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. '

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ' Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?

I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.
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Dean Cain wants you to download IE8

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

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Bad Liar

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

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No Asians

Friday, May 01, 2009

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The unluckiest contestant ever

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

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Grape commercial

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That's pretty much what I just said

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Popeyes runs ouf of chicken in Rochester, NY



Yeah, it's kind of how you expected it to turn out.

BONUS VIDEOS:


Popeyes in Minneapolis refuses to participate in special.


A bunch of people who do get their chicken.

Monday, April 27, 2009

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Worst day ever

An Oregon City man just couldn't catch a break Friday -- first he lost his job and then he returned home to find his house on fire.

Victor Gonzalez said there was a silver lining to getting fired Friday.

"If I hadn’t gotten fired from work, I wouldn’t have come home, and I don’t know how far the fire would’ve gotten. So I guess that’s a good thing," he said.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

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Will you be here tomorrow?

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Shawshank rap

Monday, April 20, 2009

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Susan Boyle



More shocking than when Cyclops got killed off in first 10 minutes of X-Men: The Last Stand

Thursday, April 16, 2009

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The most embarrassing story you'll never tell

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Best car chase brought to you by a female driver

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Man shoots mother over $2



A criminal complaint alleges a 31-year-old man in Oak Creek, Wis., shot his mother three times after she refused to give him $2.

The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel said Frederick W. Bertrang stands accused of first-degree reckless injury with use of a dangerous weapon and second-degree recklessly endangering safety with a dangerous weapon in relation to an alleged attack on his mother and his brother's girlfriend.

Authorities allege Bertrang attacked his mother, Patricia, last Thursday after she refused to give him $2 for a bar's cover charge.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

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Our new catchphrase

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It's raining in Philadelphia today for a reason




Just before noon [yesterday], Harry Kalas got off the Phillies team bus and walked into the visiting clubhouse at Nationals Park. As always, Kalas said something nice to everyone he encountered, then stopped, pulled out a pen and wrote down the lineup which had been posted on the wall.

Lineup in hand, the Hall of Fame broadcaster rode the elevator to the press level and began preparing for a 3 p.m. game between the Phillies and Washington Nationals.

He never got to call the game
.

UPDATED:

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

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How Kevin Smith handles a heckler

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Mr. Rogers ruins children, according to Fox News


I hate Fox news.

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

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Jim Henson's Resident Evil 5

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GM's master plan to avoid being shutdown



Traffic congestion, road accidents and vehicles with four wheels could soon become a thing of the past if executives at an ailing U.S. car giant get their way.

General Motors have teamed up with electric scooter maker Segway to develop a two-wheeled, two-seat electric vehicle designed to be a fast, safe, inexpensive and clean alternative to traditional cars for cities across the world.

The Personal Urban Mobility and Accessibility, or PUMA, project also would involve a vast communications network that would allow vehicles to interact with each other, regulate the flow of traffic and prevent crashes from happening.
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Sweet Potato Pie

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Charlie the Unicorn 3

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Flash mob in Belgium train station

Monday, April 06, 2009

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R.I.P. Constantine Papadakis



Constantine "Taki" Papadakis, 63, who oversaw a major expansion of Drexel University in his 13 years as its president, died last night from pulmonary complications, the university announced this morning.

Mr Papadakis, who was in remission from lung cancer, went on medical leave Thursday.

"This is a day of profound mourning for the entire Drexel community of students, faculty, staff and administrators, our alumni worldwide and friends everywhere," said Richard Greenwalt, president of the university's Board of Trustees. "Our deepest condolences go out to the Papadakis family."

Monday, March 30, 2009

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Did you know?

Friday, March 27, 2009

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NFL: Moats pulled over for running a red light as his mother-in-law is dying

Thursday, March 26, 2009

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Stealing electricity... only in Philadelphia


Why not just become an electrician? Then you could pay for the electricity.
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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs


This was one of my favorite books when I was a kid. The movie is based "very, very loosely" on the book
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What city is unaffected by the recent economic downturns, according to Canadians?



If you think that the cities are failing in bankrupt America, if you think that they are emptying their libraries, darkening their theatres, closing their galleries and shuttering their museums, come to Philadelphia.

In this season of melancholy, this city is a tonic. It isn't playing the victim. Given the economic crisis, you might expect the politicians to send history on holiday and cancel the future. Not here.

This has always been a city of superlatives (the first capital, the first zoo, the first bank, the first university) in the republic of superlatives. It hasn't lost its ambition. Indeed, there is so much new and innovative here that you could wonder if there is a recession at all.
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10 misconceptions about common sayings



It is no secret that I love language and all things related it to. Also, being a bit of a pedant, I love to share titbits of information about words, phrases, and language in general. Therefore, I have put together a list of misconceptions (one of my favorite types of list) about common sayings. Some involve spelling errors, while others involve conception or comprehension errors.
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The crying hotline

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

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Rocket Dog

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

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Punch-Out for Wii looks awesome


Although... Doc kinda looks like Fat Albert.
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Wine date

Sunday, March 22, 2009

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Celebrity Sock Puppet Theater: The Chris Brown and Rihanna story

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Andy Richter catches his daughter having sex

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What it's like to have sex with Don Rickles

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Piledriver - Koko B. Ware

Friday, March 20, 2009

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25 things I hate about facebook

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Patrick Duffy and the crab talk Facebook and ringtones

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Cock Shot

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I wish people would just calm down sometimes

Even before Barack Obama's interview on the Tonight Show had aired, the White House was working to tamp down a hubbub over an off-hand joke the president had made.

When Obama told Jay Leno that he had recently bowled a 129 score, Leno replied dryly, "That's very good, Mr. President." Obama chuckled and said It's "like the Special Olympics or something."

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A note for those that like to videotape themselves having sex with dogs



Meet Michelle Owen. Concerned that an ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to search for child pornography, the Indiana woman asked police to search the computer for illegal images, but had her plan backfire when cops discovered two videos of her engaged in illicit acts with a dog.
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AIG corporate security's tips for surviving an angry mob



An AIG corporate security memo, leaked to Gawker, advises employees on how not to fall victim to the populist horde calling for their heads.
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Gobstopper

Thursday, March 19, 2009

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Kermit and Cookie Monster and the mystery box

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

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NFL fantasy football



if the video doesn't work, try pressing the HQ button.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

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Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin: Animal Crossing

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UroClub

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Rapping flight attendent

Monday, March 09, 2009

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Impersonating a person on Craigslist is a felony



A woman is charged with a felony in Eau Claire County for allegedly posting a profile of her ex-boyfriend on Craigslist under "casual encounters."

Twenty-year-old Kari Heath of Strum faces a charge of causing harm through identity theft, which could send her to prison for three years if convicted.

Police say the profile on the Internet Web site indicated the man wanted other men to call him at work and "talk dirty."
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Wait for it...



You could call it a new version of "the road less traveled."

Filer emergency crews retrieved an unidentified Ada County man from a rest area toilet Thursday afternoon, after he climbed into a waste tank and became stuck.

The man was found just before noon by another driver that stopped at the U.S. Highway 30 rest area west of town, according to Filer Police Chief Cliff Johnson. Filer police responded to a 911 call, along with the Filer Fire Department, Filer Quick Response and a paramedic from St. Luke's Magic Valley Medical Center.

Monday, March 02, 2009

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Man vs Kids

Part 1:

Part 2:

Can't wait to have kids...

Thursday, February 26, 2009

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The teenager audio test

Train Horn

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

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Shining

Monday, February 23, 2009

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Conan O'Brien - great guest moments

Thursday, February 05, 2009

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Video game rage



Lacey Proctor, a 20-year-old massage therapy student, "reported that she was assaulted tonight (Monday) by her former live-in boyfriend, Isac Pettinger. Proctor said they had lived together at 1221 E. 28th St., until approximately a month ago when she moved out. Proctor said that tonight Pettinger invited her over to the house so that they could spend some time together.

"Proctor said she became frustrated with Pettinger as he would not stop playing video games. Proctor said she stood in front of Pettinger, blocking his view of the screen. At that point Pettinger's video game character died and he became very angry."
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Is this real life?

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

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Why did Roger Clemens always look so angry?



Much has been made of Tom Verducci's book The Yankee Years, scheduled to be released Feb. 3rd, where Joe Torre rips current and former Yankees personnel.

There have already been several snippets of the book that have leaked out, including where Torre reveals Alex Rodriguez's nickname in the Yankees clubhouse was A-Fraud.

One of the most memorable parts of the book that hasn't made it out yet is a bizarre story about Roger Clemens, and how he prepared for starts.
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The luckiest fan in America



Approximately 2.6 million Americans lost their jobs last year. One of them couldn't have been happier about it.

His name is Lionel Rodia, of suburban Philadelphia, and if they ever build a national Fan Hall of Fame, what he did in Game 5 of last year's World Series should get his face on the logo.

When Lionel's staffing company was sold and he was pink-slipped, it knocked him flatter than forgotten beer. And it's not easy to flatten Lionel, who is as pessimistic as a rainbow and twice as colorful. His real name is Mike, but they call him Lionel because, like the train, he can't be stopped.

Friday, January 30, 2009

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Travis Pastrana on a Big Wheel

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Boys with weird names more likely to commit crimes

Boys in the United States with common names like Michael and David are less likely to commit crimes than those named Ernest or Ivan.

David E. Kalist and Daniel Y. Lee of Shippensburg University in Pennsylvania compared the first names of male juvenile delinquents to the first names of male juveniles in the population. The researchers constructed a popularity-name index (PNI) for each name. For example, the PNI for Michael is 100, the most frequently given name during the period. The PNI for David is 50, a name given half as frequently as Michael. The PNI is approximately 1 for names such as Alec, Ernest, Ivan, Kareem, and Malcolm.

Results show that, regardless of race, juveniles with unpopular names are more likely to engage in criminal activity. The least popular names were associated with juvenile delinquency among both blacks and whites.
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E*TRADE outtakes

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Weapons cache found in Gloucester County



New Jersey state police say they discovered a massive arsenal of weapons and ammunition at the Gloucester County home of a former police officer who allegedly pulled a gun on two troopers.

Brian Hinkle, 59, was arrested Monday on charges of aggravated assault after officers went to his home in Franklin Township to investigate a burglary in the area. When they asked him to go to the police station for questioning, authorities said, Hinkle ran into his house and brandished a gun.

Police who over the next three days searched Hinkle's house and other buildings on his property say they found 259 firearms and nearly a half-million rounds of ammunition.
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Difference between real and copycat arsonists: snow track



Two juveniles who admitted craving "the attention and excitement" that the series of Coatesville arsons has created were taken into custody for setting car fires, Downingtown police said yesterday.
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10 chick flick cliches NOT in He’s Just Not That Into You

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The legend of Davey Hogan

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Jim's Steaks listed as one of the best late-night eats in America



Something magical happens after the bars close and the concert venues empty out. The crowds get sparser, the mood mellows, and your stomach calls out for something hearty to cut the hard stuff. After you go a good five hours or more without eating, the appropriate fix is not a bag of chips or a soggy slice of pizza but truly great food that does a big night justice. These are the places—each open until at least 3 A.M.—where hunger and the hour converge to make dry-aged steaks, flawless omelets, and fiery Thai noodles taste better than ever.

Monday, January 26, 2009

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I assume all Giants' fans are like this


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Things that sound like chewbacca


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Recent Coatesville arson outbreak related to gang initiation



At least 30 arsons have been reported since the beginning of 2008, about half of them in the last three weeks. Police said the blazes may be part of a gang initiation, but there was no clear information who was committing the crimes or why.

The latest fire was reported late Saturday at the rear of one house and quickly spread to adjacent homes in the Chester County community.

"This is an arson, no question about it," City Manager Harry Walker said Sunday.
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Dear Mr. President, please change the girl scout cookies back to normal



If you seem to be tearing through those Girl Scout Thin Mints a little faster this year, you aren't imagining things.

Fewer cookies were packaged into Thin Mints, Do-si-dos and Tagalongs boxes this year, and the Lemon Chalet Crème cookies were resized to compensate for the rising cost of baking staples.

No changes were made to other cookies, according to the Girl Scouts of the USA.
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NHL fighting gets a little more serious



With the recent death of minor league player Don Sanderson, who went into a coma and later died after a fight, and the shocking images of American Hockey League player Garrett Klotz going into convulsions after a fight Friday night, NHL GMs will begin breaking down what, if anything, to do about fighting at their annual meetings in Florida in early March.

Some, including New Jersey Devils president and GM Lou Lamoriello, predict changes are coming to how the league deals with fighting.

On Friday, St. Louis Blues president John Davidson said he is a traditionalist when it comes to changing the game, "but you have to evolve."

Friday, January 23, 2009

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The Obameter

Thursday, January 22, 2009

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Carjackers fail

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

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Creepiest double date

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Supposedly, this is the Secret Service vehicle that follows the President

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The Curious Case of Forrest Gump

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broHarmony

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Man rapes woman to learn english

A Romanian ex-convict brutally raped a young woman in Wakefield because he wanted to be sent to a British jail to learn English.

Ali Majlat, 35, attacked the 21-year-old woman as she waited on a platform at Wakefield Kirkgate station.

He raped her in an underpass before robbing her of her mobile phone, purse and a bracelet at 8.30pm on Sunday October 12 last year, Leeds Crown Court heard.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

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Star Wars... parts of it


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In with the new



Barack Hussein Obama was sworn in Tuesday as the 44th president of the United States, writing a new chapter in American history as the first African-American to hold the nation's highest office.

With his hand on the gilt-edged, burgundy Bible used by President Lincoln in 1861, Obama swore to "preserve, protect and defend" the Constitution in front of an ebullient, possibly record-breaking crowd gathered on the National Mall.

"Earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions," he told the crowd in his inaugural address. "They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint."
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Out with the old

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

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SNL's Whopper Virgins

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Mr. Rogers


Here are 15 things everyone should know about Fred Rogers

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

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Why was Arrested Development cancelled?

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Your childhood...



Let me ruin it.
 

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