Alv Eht Nioj

A Manifesto In Verse By The Vegetable Liberation Army

We're the Vegetable Liberation Army!
V - L - A!
We fight for the rights of vegetables
We're here to say,

we will liberate our brethren from your supermarket shelves,
and in doing so empower our vegetable selves!
No more canning, no more freezing, no more freshly picked today!
No more boiling, no more steaming, no more cru-di-te!

We're the Vegetable Liberation Army!
V - L - A!
We fight for the rights of vegetables!
We're here to sway,

all the people of this planet you must listen to our plight!
We are thinking, feeling vegetables and we defend our right,
to coexist peacefully with humans and in kind,
needn't fear the act of being eaten off the vine!

We're the Vegetable Liberation Army!
V - L - A!
We fight for the rights of vegetables!
We're here to stay!

Rise above your oppression!
Draw your line in the sand!
Make the humans live in fear of a vegetable-controlled land!